Sex is like air -- it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
No one is listening until you fart.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was worth it.
Don't worry -- It only seems kinky the first time.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Monday, April 7, 2008
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1 comments:
that's some good stuff..you must be a college boy.
wish you were coming here for pride
Gary
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